Deck Chair

I told the girls that this deck chair was off The Titanic. 

Reply, 'I thought that sank.'

Me, 'No, the deck chairs floated.'

So, here we have the only first class, lie flat, reclining, rocking deck chair in the universe.

There is much hilarity every time someone finds this chair in the corner of the warehouse. I wanted to keep it, but that's not allowed.

For the deck of someone else's Titanic.